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01 JULY 2005

Happy Canada Day! / Joyeuse Fête du Canada!
138 Years of Confederation
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Given how much attention the ferry is
getting in Rochester, and how little in Toronto, I'd say it's a fair guess
that this is more for Rochester's benefit than ours. But I'd still take it
just for fun. I mean, I did grow up watching Rochester local news.
I need to see where all those shootings and chemical
spills took place... Posted by: Alasdair at May 5, 2004 01:54 PM |
<< Snort >> Had to pull this one off a Toronto blog; it's old but the perception gained from the local Rochester news speaks loudly of how the folks across the lake see the Rochester community. Even today.
Sort of trumps the 'excitement factor' of a boat ride across the lake, no? Rather a perverse form of tourism, isn't it? That seems to be a real challenge for the Rochester area... the locals tend to want to draw attention away from the problems instead of addressing the problems. "Come look at our fine museums (but ignore the abysmal homicide rate)". "Come and shop our wealth of stores (but forget about the huge chasm between the have's and have-not's)". "Check out our wonderful parks and flowers (but don't think about the greatest airborne polluter of all of Lake Ontario)". Accentuate the positive and damn those who raise the negative. Yup, that's the Rochester way alright.
Problem is: tourists are a critical lot. They look for the negatives. "Niagara Falls Ontario is a tacky tourist trap". "Driving to and around Toronto is horrendous". "They speak French in Montréal... and I don't know French". "Rochester is a crime-ridden place with a lot of shootings".
See how it works? Doesn't matter that there are places in Niagara Falls Ontario which are far removed from the tourist traps. Doesn't matter that the QEW is three lanes each way from St.Catharines to downtown Toronto or that the 401 is sixteen lanes wide in places. Doesn't matter that English is pretty much spoken throughout all of Montréal. It's the negative aspects of a community that tourists are looking at... and in the case of Rochester, the vague threat of being mugged or shot is reason enough to avoid the place.
Oh, you Rochesterians DID know your local news is seen across the lake and up to Ottawa, didn't you? You DO know that every shooting and murder is being dutifully noted by your prospective Canadian ferry customers, don't you? "Mother and Grandmother is Slain By Unknown Assailant" doesn't present a very good image to people who rarely see a murder in their community. Yup, every local newscast is a window on Rochester to the Canadians across the lake.... as witnessed by Alasdair above.
Still beaming with Rochester Pride? Considering the sheer bulk of Canada's population that's within earshot of Rochester, and considering the ferry supporters are counting on word-of-mouth advertising, what sort of things might Canadians be passing along across Canada about Rochester as a destination? "Local Teen Shot and Found Dead in Street" is being seen across the lake; think the latest exhibit at the Strong Museum will be talked about instead? Not too damn likely.
Fix the problems. Do whatever it takes but stop trying to sweep the problems under the rug, because the only people you're fooling are yourselves. The tourists aren't going to buy into the glossy advertising as long as the local news is seen across the lake or on the internet. If local Rochester cable were to carry CityTV or CTV (Good Grief! Importing Canadian media? Nevermind that Rochester broadcasting is seen in Canada...) Rochesterians could get an idea of why it's not a good idea to stroll around Jane and Finch alone at night; Rochesterians might even find out where Jane and Finch IS. As it is, most Rochesterians don't even know the difference between Mississauga and Markham -- it's all "Toronto" to them.
And Now For Something Completely Different...
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Rochester ferry folly
God knows we're rooting for Rochestero or at least not making cruel cracks at its expense. Well, usually. We do wish that armpit of a town all the best with June's relaunch of its city-owned ferry. But if it's hoping to get more people to the "gateway to New York State," charging cyclists extra for the fun isn't the way. The one-way tab is up to $40 now, and a $13 surcharge for bikes – $19 if it has a kid trailer – is nuts. Last time it sailed there was plenty of room onboard.
NOW | JUNE 2 - 8, 2005 | VOL. 24 NO. 40
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2005-06-02/news_upfront.php |
OOOOO!! You're hurting our widdle feelings! "Armpit of a town"??!
For those not in the know, NOW is the hip weekly freebie in Toronto which makes City Newspaper look like the Church Ladies Newsletter and has about ten times the thickness. Gutsy, ballsy and cutting edge stuff; if it were available in Rochester it would be banned -- not so much for its Classified section ("Yowzah") but for its progressive in-yer-face style. It's a wonderfully refreshing publication next to the journalistic Pablum Rochesterians are used to.
NOW also tells it like it is with absolutely no apologies. The massive advertising revenue it receives (you want ads? Grab a NOW) combined with a massive circulation (free 'anything' in T.O. is going to go over bigtime) means the paper is beholden to no one. That's a pretty nice position to be in for a newspaper.
So when NOW pronounces Rochester as some "armpit of a town", well... so much for polite veneers. The naked truth for all to see, NOW doesn't mince words or feelings. Not exactly a resounding endorsement or assessment for the southern terminus, is it? Sort of a "yeah, yeah... whatever, you guys". Dripping with indifference, I'd say.
Also a clear shot of the real sentiment of Toronto regarding the ferry and it's Upstate destination. Yeah, 'indifference' just about covers it.
"Cruel cracks at its expense"? Now who'd say such a thing about the Rochester area???
How about a peek at a NOW article from a year ago?
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Raising Rochester's spirits
Now we get it: Henry Pankratz and the rest of the despised Toronto Port Authority aren't total jerks. Their pathetic botching of the terminal for the Rochester-Toronto ferry, opening this week, was a hands-across-the-water kind of thing meant to help relieve Rochester's clinical inferiority complex. Imagine feeling second-rate compared to Buffalo. When Americans escaping the rusting upstate rat trap enter Toronto through this city's asshole, even Rochester will look good by comparison. NOW | JUN 17 - 23, 2004 | VOL. 23 NO. 42 http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2004-06-17/news_upfront.php |
"Imagine feeling second-rate compared to Buffalo"? "Americans escaping the rusting upstate rat trap"?
And Rochester 'leaders' think Torontonians are going to swarm Cherry Street pushing and shoving for passage to Charlotte with a pronouncement like THAT? Rochester would have fared far better if it dumped the $32 million into the finest image consultants money could buy.
Frankly, that's about how much it would cost to swing Toronto opinions around. Don't take MY word for it; just do a Search on "Rochester ferry" from www.nowtoronto.com.
OK. Now that the locals are scouring the area for wholesale tar and feathers, let's bring out the conservative rag of the Canadian Right:
NOW is to the National Post as Ralph Nader is to George Bush. Or Gilles Duceppe is to Stephen Harper. James Cowan is a capital 'C' Conservative and is presented here in the interest of balanced reporting. Pretty blasé stuff really, except for the little tidbit that grants absolution to the city of Rochester to go ahead and lose money in Year One. "It's OK... we planned on losing money."
Year Two. "Well, we're still losing money but not as fast. Keep sailing." And so on.
Gentle Reader: you think this twenty page bashfest is drawing to a close?
Not by a long shot. From my entry of yesterday:
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Toronto as background scenery. A secondary concern. It's the boat ride that's the main attraction.
Yeah, that about sums it up for the yeehaws on this side of the lake. Yet Torontonians are supposed to be raptly interested in discovering the Rochester area? Rochester as a destination to explore? Why? Rochesterians aren't interested in Toronto, why should Torontonians even give the ferry a second glance?
Here's another trifling of sheer idiocy which leaves no doubt about the navel-gazing arrogance of Americans:
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Canadian Cash Not Easy to Exchange by Dan Smith/ Hank Graf File Photo Published Jul 01, 2005 Canadians who come to Rochester on the ferry may want to make sure they have some American money on them first. About half of the businesses in the ferry terminal do not accept Canadian cash. Flower shop owner Bill Briggs does. He says he is willing to work the calculator to make the conversion. “Go with the flow,” said Briggs. It's no big deal. If they come in here, you don't want to turn anyone away. You don't want to leave a bad taste in their mouth. You want to be friendly. We're Rochester.” Other businesses do not want to invest in conversion software for their registers. "The amount of Canadian business that we experienced last August and September really does not justify buying the program,” said shop employee Karen French. So Canadians like Joe O'Quinn say they will plan on stopping at the bank before their trip. |
"Welcome to Rochester but we don't accept your money." If that were the sentiment in Toronto, Americans would be supremely insulted, yet Canadians are supposed to smile meekly and take the guff.
Well Karen, tell you what; how about if Canada were to pass a law prohibiting any business from accepting the Sacred American Greenback? Don't like it? Stay at home and see if life in the Province of Ontario grinds to a halt. To be sure, there'd be a ding in the economy but compared to the same reaction by Canadians in Upstate New York, it would be a surface scratch compared to a full frontal collision.
As previously pointed out, tourism forms a HUGE chunk of the Canadian economy and anything which eases the tourist experience for the traveler is going to be used. That means accepting the U.S. greenback almost as frequently as the Loonie... not doing so means (1) a very rude and unfriendly gesture and (2) a blatant statement which says nothing but "We don't want your business". That's not good for the economy. That's not good for attracting visitors.
Flower shop owner Bill Briggs deserves a warm round of applause and genuine appreciation for his enlightened attitude. Currency conversion is so simple, the village idiot could handle it. Karen French, not wishing to give her severely limited intelligence such a strenuous workout from simple arithmetic, deserves to be boycotted until she can master pushing buttons on a calculator. I know that's expecting far too much from a developmentally challenged tightwad, but her obscene stupidity and stunning laziness merits hitting her where she lives... let her cash register go bare.
There are two crossings today with about 400 passengers and 100 cars swarming the Port of Rochester. How many of those passengers and cars are simply returning back to their home port is unknown... considering a prime motivator for the locals is simply to take a boat ride... not to explore Toronto... it's a safe bet many of the 400 riders were just coming home from yesterday.
With all the activities throughout Toronto and Southern Ontario today, it's not difficult to imagine Rochesterians blowing off the festivities in preference to rush home to get ready for the Fourth of July. (For the dimwits who need reminding: Canada celebrates its birthday on July 1 -- Canada Day -- as the Canadian Confederation was officially formed on July 1, 1867. So shut yer yaps about Canada celebrating its "Fourth of July" on July 1.)
More Rochester B.S.:
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Ferry Helps Tourism, Here and There by Yevette Collins/ Hank Graf File Photo Published Jun 30, 2005 The ferry has drawn a lot of attention in Rochester, but on the other side of the lake it took some time to create a buzz. But that has changed. “Torontonians are a lot more aware of the ferry and the different things there to do in Rochester and the surrounding areas of Rochester,” said Ellen Flowers of Toronto Tourism. “We have actually been working with our counterparts in Rochester, at tourism in Rochester. So we are working together on different initiatives to let Torontonians know more about what there is to do across the border.” You can find out more by checking out the links below. |
Once again, local Rochesterians are being treated as if they had the intelligence of cork. Maybe they do, but how's the level of enlightenment supposed to be raised when idiotic journalism like this is shoved forward? Let's think about this. Would it make any sense whatsoever for an employee of Toronto Tourism to say, "Torontonians are clueless about the ferry, Rochester and the surrounding Rochester area. We're not working with Rochester Tourism because frankly, Torontonians don't give a rat's ass about some armpit of a town"?
That all may be spot on and the real truth, but do you think a representative from the GTA is going to say it in front of the Rochester media? "Ferry Helps Tourism, Here and There" is as empty a headline as it gets.... as proven from the riders gushing about the boat ride and not about visiting Toronto. Yeah, yeah, yeah... there's Canadian money coming into the Rochester area... think it'll add a few thousand jobs paying $50K to replace the ones lost at the Big Yellow Box? Think the paltry few thousands will dramatically change Downtown Rochester from a depressing and filthy hellhole into a lush and inviting tourist attraction? Will buying a few dozen fish fries, ice cream cones and t-shirts energize the High Falls 'Entertainment' district? Not likely.
As a matter of fact, when the city of Rochester estimates it'll lose $725,000 in the first year of ferry operation it's impossible to say the Canadian influx of cash will even pay for operating the boat.... let alone act as some economic driving force for the region. Cork People. Dumb as stone and just about as responsive. Keep eating it up; we wouldn't expect anything less from people who find basic math too challenging to convert foreign currencies.
It's a fine line between 'cautious optimism' and 'outright skepticism'. Read on:
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A New Day For The CAT by R News Staff photo by Scott Barstow Published Jun 29, 2005 It took nine months, but the Spirit of Ontario, Rochester's high-speed ferry, is back in service and successfully back at the Port of Rochester. The fast ferry departed from Charlotte for Toronto at 8:21a.m. Thursday. The vessel was scheduled to push off at 8am. A total of 358 people were on board, a little less than half the ferry's capacity. (Don't forget the 1,056 daily passengers the city has planned on in their 'business plan'.) People began to line up at the Bay Ferries ticket window at the Port of Rochester around 6am. “I'm very excited,” said Susie Clark of Greece. “I haven't slept all night.” The return of service was nine months in the making. The vessel was parked last September after the former operators of the ship, Canadian American Transportation Systems or CATS, went belly up. The company piled up a mountain of debt and was forced to fold. The city of Rochester purchased the ship in February for $32 million. In March, the city announced it had hired Bay Ferries to operate the ferry for $1.3 million a year. “Mayor Johnson took a big chance with this,” said ferry passenger Jack Russolesi of Greece. “I think it's gonna work out for him in the long run.” At the Port of Rochester Thursday morning, a ribbon cutting ceremony was held in celebration of the ferry’s return to service across Lake Ontario. “This has been a huge task, and everyone has worked well together,” said Bay Ferries Vice President, Don Cormier. Cormier then presented Rochester Mayor Bill Johnson with an honorary crew member suit. Johnson returned the gesture by presenting Cormier with a stuffed cat. Everything on board the vessel was operational, including the ship’s movie theaters, duty-free shop and food service. The ferry returned right on time, just before 9:30 p.m. Thursday night. |
And at 9:30 pm, the hotel shuttles were lined up at the ferry terminal ready to whisk the arriving Canadians to their lodging for the night. The currency exchange kiosk was open and the Entertainment District busses offered inexpensive fares to the downtown hotspots. The downtown Hyatt Regency had extra staff to cope with the rush of lodgers who booked the special packages available online and the complimentary transportation passes to the area shopping venues were included with the listings of local attractions in the Rochester Visitor's Folio.
No? Oh... well then... screw you guys who get dumped off at some strange port at night. Just be sure to spend a ton of money and if you have a good time, great. If not, that's your fault, not ours. And be sure to fawn glowingly over how wonderful the boat ride was because frankly, that's all our community 'leaders' want to hear. Expect any media outlet with a camera and tape recorder to be in your face pressing for delighted comments which will be duly noted... and lackluster comments which will be duly ignored.
But enough of the media views from here. Let's Google.
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Below is the local NBC affiliate's in-depth analysis of the Toronto Star's in-depth analysis. I kept the headline font and size as it appears online to show the giddy excitement Rochester experiences when Toronto tosses them a glance. It's the same bizarre interest that some people have over seeing an acquaintance's name in print... as they dutifully snip out obituaries.
And yes, the Observant Reader will note the slogan really IS "Digging for Answers. Reporting Them First." Catchy. Earnest.
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The Gullible Business Owners Association tries to put on a brave face:
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Wonderful news here! Some hots 'n burger joint in Charlotte is doing a rousing business employing paper-hatted career seekers at $7/hour with the highly sought-after Burger Benefits. Now the extra 10 workers needed will each unquestionably be able to slap down the 25% downpayment for the 3BR, 2+½BA, 2800sf Contemporary in (where else?) suburban Greece. Oh baby... we're rockin' now!!
Just watch us grow! Yes indeed, the ferry will revitalize an entire community which has been in a 20+ year decline using the tried-and-true 'Hot Dog Economics Model'. Gobble those wieners, folks... I smell a Forbes cover story in the making here!
And Toronto? Well, from the email I'm getting, the consensus from Hogtown appears to be one of bemused and bewildered amazement that there are Rochester area residents who still think this thing will work.
There's also a grocery list of colourful
descriptions of the Fair Flower City, but let's try to maintain an
air of decorum here.
Keep sending those emails.
Salut! à Montréal.
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