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Twenty-Two
14 JULY 2005
Don't laugh... vice sells.
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A small Upstate New York city approves an Amsterdam-style Red Light District with legal brothels and 'coffee shops' which sell more than just a cuppa. While hard drugs are not sold or tolerated, neither is there an atmosphere of paranoia where mass swarms of DEA agents descend upon the scene. An adjacent Downtown casino complements the adult entertainment attraction and the newly created Rochester Entertainment Commission becomes the third largest area employer which oversees licensing, monitoring and operation of the District. Not only do the taxes create a self-sustaining Commission, the excess revenue becomes the greatest source of income for the city of Rochester and county of Monroe.
The massive wave of Southern Ontario adults seeking a Vegas-style weekend overwhelms available hotel rooms and represents 25% of the visitors. Every flight both into and out of the Greater Rochester International Airport is sold out weeks in advance and the Buffalo Airport becomes the alternative. The northeastern US and Canada booking agencies are churning out 'So Bad It's Good Weekend Packages' for Rochester and non-North American travelers see Rochester as a complement to the Toronto-Montréal-NYC circuit.
Local construction companies are unable to keep up with the demand for new construction. The urgent need for transportation from the Port of Rochester to the District is so great, a light-rail system is developed and plans are being studied for an airport connection line. Upscale visitors find the Strathallan Hotel nice, but on par with a small inn which is chronically sold out and Marriot Resorts sees an opportunity for a 600 room venue located on the site of the old Beebe Generation facility on the Genesee River gorge.
A former area of downtown which was abandoned and slated for demolition was renovated and the ten city blocks were cordoned off to form a section of downtown which could be controlled -- allowing only adults 21 years and older in the restricted area. Clean, safe and well-patrolled, the 24-hour businesses are discretely monitored both inside and out with Commission security as well as mandated private security paid by the businesses themselves.
A District health clinic is capable of handing over-revelers and provides a variety of disease preventing pharmaceuticals and materials. Funded by a 1% tax on business revenues, the clinic relies on no other state or local funding. Since the success of the District depends on a safe and comfortable environment, patrons are more often willing to police each other rather than invite the heavy fist of law enforcement.
The Rochester Red Light District not only capitalizes on the three proven winners of illegal activities -- sex, drugs and gambling -- it pushes the illegal element out of the question. Underselling one's competitors has a way of driving the competition out of business. Sort of a WalMart Superstore of vice. Changing ethical and legal restrictions, the Rochester area realized the presence of monitored vice was preferable to unmonitored crime and morality was best left to the individual.
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Crazy, huh? Could it work?
Not a chance. At least not in the Rochester area. This area is constitutionally incapable of taking the initiative and exploring alternative possibilities which go far beyond the conventional. 'Family values' is not simply a goal to attain, it's a guiding rule cast in stone which negates any discussion of the unorthodox. Rather than try to solve problems, opponents do everything to raise reasons why a proposal won't work. "It's against the law" ("Then change the law"). "It's against my personal beliefs" ("Then don't patronize the place"). "What example are we setting for the children by legalizing vice?" (What example are we setting for children by pretending it's not there?")
No, even though the city of Amsterdam is an international destination for cannabis aficionados and Nevada's bordellos are equally well-known, the mere thought of providing a safely monitored adult themed venue would send Moralist Rochester into conniptions. Nevermind that the revenue generated from 'coffee shops', bordellos and a casino would be staggering, the ideology of radical change is more daunting than the actual concept itself. Proof of profitability? The Oneida Nation of New York took a small Bingo operation and turned it into a business which literally controls much of the Central New York economy. Those of us who've watched the growth of Turning Stone Casino from the corrugated aluminum Bingo hall to the latest twenty-story luxury hotel know the proceeds of gaming alone are enough to sustain an entire region, let alone one small burg in Upstate New York.
I mean, let's be honest here. The ferry would be THEN be a very valuable asset to those partiers who were in no condition to drive back to Toronto. Obviously, just as in the case of airline travel, boarding would be denied to those who were in no shape to even be talking... let alone bounding across Lake Ontario. But for the... ummm... tired traveler who posed no threat to anyone other than possibly snoring, catching two hour's worth of sleep before catching a cab back to their North York digs might sound like a real opportunity.
Anyway, here's to mayoral hopeful Chris Maj. My hat's off to you sir, for your gutsy and progressive stance. You've got as much chance of winning the mayoral race as Rochester has seeing a legalized Red Light District (Read: None) but it's great to see a ballsy sort of guy willing to stand up and at least show the Rochester area has a sliver of liberal thought going on. It's not going to amount to anything -- of course -- but change has to start somewhere.
And Lord Knows, this area is in desperate need of radical change. The status quo has left no doubt of its failure.
All together: "Awwwww...."
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Hey. Guess what? I don't always take the anti-ferry side just to be ornery.
Life along the Great Lakes is dictated by the Lakes themselves; these are the largest bodies of freshwater in the world and for those not familiar with this part of Turtle Island, our weather is very much dependent on the Lakes. 'Lake Effect' can strike fear in the hearts of the most seasoned resident.
Naturally, lakefront property is a pretty hot commodity and folks just l o v e to point out the number of feet of beachfront they own. Hey... if you've got it, flaunt it (I suppose) but legalities aside, the width of that beachfront can vary greatly from month to month depending on the level of the lake. That's controlled by the fine folks of the International St. Lawrence Board of Control who've got the unenviable job of placating the boaters with high water and assuring homeowners with low water levels.
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Every few years or so, the homeowner associations along Lake Ontario get a bee in the bonnet and moan incessantly about how THEIR shorelines are being eroded by the high lake level. Or the noise level from personal watercrafts are disturbing THEIR serenity. Or boats are going too fast past THEIR properties, causing nasty waves. Or how strangers are walking on THEIR beach.
So it comes as no surprise some lakeshore homeowners are getting vexed about the ferry -- some two miles offshore -- causing "three foot waves" which are "absolutely dangerous" swells. Why, they even have a "tsunami effect" when they pound the shoreline!
Poppycock. And T.S. as well.
Caveat emptor. Let the buyer beware. Any bonehead who buys lakefront property on the Great Lakes who doesn't expect there'll be ramifications as a result of Mother Nature's fickleness deserves every annoyance they've got coming. Make that waterfront property anywhere. People who plop down a healthy king's ransom for oceanfront property smack dab in the heart of hurricane territory should expect no sympathy when they draw a losing hand. Sorry; no alligator tears here.
So when a big nasty boat causes big nasty waves... well, tough. When winter storms wipe out a few yards of property, too bad. You lakefronters own the land, not the lake and if that's too annoying to handle, move inland.
Does the ferry adversely affect the environment? Well, of course it does. We all knew that before the first launch. You can't move a mountain of a machine at 50 miles per hour without sucking huge amounts of fossil fuel and churning out tons of pollutants. Duh. Methods of transportation... rail, road, air and water... all leave a mark on the environment. In the ferry's case, a nasty wake is unavoidable unless the boat putts along at a houseboat's speed -- and that sorta negates the 'fast' part of the fast ferry.
So where were the legions of the lakefront homeowners when 'ol Dominick Delucia was pitching his woo? Grumbling among themselves? Busy plotting the next zoning ordinance? Fretting about the neighbour's dreadful new addition?
No, the ferry might have to
chart a new course and instead of following the southern shoreline, it might be
better to head out to the middle of the lake as soon as possible. I'm no
sailor, but it seems to me the shortest distance between two points is a
straight line. Maybe the waters are smoother closer to the shore but
again, those are the breaks of cruising in the Great Lakes. And we all
knew
THAT
before the first launch as well.
Ferry: 1. Lakefront homeowners: 0.